I once worked with someone who would dress up the concrete goose ornament she had on her front porch. It had a little yellow slicker and hat for rainy days, Halloween stuff in October, Santa clothes for Christmas. You get the picture. I thought she was unique, but it turns out that the Yahoo category for lawn geese is entirely filled with sites that sell clothing for lawn geese. As one item says “everyday, holiday, and special occasion outfits for the fashionable goose.” A-yup.