Some time after the “something borrowed, something blue” some couples find themselves in a situation where they may want one of these: an heirloom birth certificate. Washington State is offering a $2,000 prize for a new design for their fancy certificate. The current one can be purchased for $25. $14.50 of that is a donation to the Washington Council for Prevention of Child Abuse & Neglect, and the rest goes to the state Department of Health. And you don’t need to be a newborn to order one. If the state you were born in offers an heirloom certificate, you can order one for yourself. Only a handful have them, but a quick search turns up Texas, Alaska, Oklahoma, Ohio, Oregon, Delaware, Massachusetts, Indiana, Maryland, New Hampshire, Illinois, bills passed in Missouri and Michigan.