It’s been a while since we took a look at “amusing NY Times movie review ratings descriptions.” Here’s this month’s batch:

“The Last Mimzy” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). It has a thimbleful of strong language and a bucketful of New Age ideas.

“TMNT” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). It has toothy monsters, scary female body images and ferociously ripped reptiles.

“Memory” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has strip poker, mild violence and a terrifying lack of logic.

“Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has slashing, bashing, baring and scaring.

“Shooter” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Did I mention the exploding heads?