It’s October so it’s Christmas time for Neiman Marcus. Their annual, over-the-top Christmas book has all the “wow” gifts conveniently gathered on consecutive pages this year. You can get a life-sized replica of yourself made out of Lego ($60,000), a 3-hole golf course designed for your backyard by Jack Nicklaus (over a million and that’s without construction costs), a fully functional, traditional Irish pub built in your home, Guinness Stout included ($250,000), and 35 years worth of Top 100 hits on 18,400 45 RPM vinyl singles ($275,000 and I think you need your own turntable). If you don’t have all that dough, perhaps you can afford the $24 box of infamous Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies, and if not, you can make them yourself.