I was perusing the GE Avantium site and, all of a sudden, a window popped up telling me that I’ve been visiting for 1.5 minutes and my pound of shrimp would be just
perfect right now. A few minutes later, they inform me that my chocolate chip cookies are now done. I felt like sticking around a bit to see if they were going to let me know that I had also just burned my biscuits in my nonexistent oven.