Green ketchup? Yes, Heinz is launching “Blastin’ Green” ketchup in new EZ Squirt bottles. It’s aimed for kids and enriched with Vitamin C. Heinz has done some market research, I hope, because green ketchup does not appeal to the kid in me. Now perhaps if it was a gourmet ketchup handmade from tasty green heirloom tomatoes, then I’d perk up.