‘Tis the season to dust off Ralph the Elf Gets a Job. This site (lamely designed, with rudimentary HTML skills) was the product of an evening at the mall last year with an elf decoration that was part of the holiday decor of the building I worked in. It is probably time for a sequel, something like “Ralph the Elf gets laid off from a dot com”. But we’ve lost track of Ralph. I assume he’s been rotated into another building somewhere. Hopefully they gave him a better view this year. But he probably asked for a higher salary instead of stock options.