Being a person with a Chinese name, I get phone calls in Mandarin from people selling long distance service and junk mail for satellite TV service with special deals on programming from China and Taiwan. Yesterday I got a fancy letter from a local plastic surgeon touting eyelid surgery. Blepharoplasty, the technical term for it, is very popular among Asians who want a Western looking eyelid with a crease in it. In fact, it’s the number one plastic surgery procedure in Asia and its popularity is increasing among Asians in the U.S. I hope this wasn’t a targeted mailing. Keep your monolids Asian women (and men)!