For the bride & groom who have everything except time to cook and do dishes, the Chinese Takeout Holder. “Crafted of eyecatching aluminum alloy, the holder keeps soggy cartons from giving way and tidily holds chopsticks in a triangular side pocket.” It isn’t dishwasher safe, though. (Uh, thank you, but no. We don’t have everything and we do sometimes have time to cook and do dishes. No time to actually empty the dishwasher, but you can’t do everything.) (In case theknot link gives out, here’s a local jpg of it)